Fantasy football — and every league you're in
Read your roster to it once. Then every week, just call and ask — "should I start him or him?" It knows the injuries, the spreads, the matchups, and your league's scoring rules.
One hour of analyst time included · no app to download · cancel anytime
How it works
No app, no dashboard, no login every week. It's a number in your contacts that knows your team.
Pay $20, and your own dedicated number is provisioned automatically. It's yours for the season — same number every time you call.
One call. Tell it your league — how many teams, PPR or standard, your bonuses, your starters and your bench. It remembers. You never repeat it.
"I'm facing the San Francisco D, I'm torn between my flex and my tight end." You get a straight recommendation with the reason behind it.
Included every week
Every week your analyst rings you with the recap — every game, the scores, who went off, team records, and where the playoff picture actually stands. Plus the brief: the news moving across the fantasy industry, so you don't have to read any of it.
Miss it? It leaves the whole thing on your voicemail. No extra charge either way.
"Morning — quick week in review. Detroit's the story, they put up 41 and their back went for three scores. Two things you'll care about: the Kansas City tight end left in the third with an ankle, and the waiver wire just got a starting running back in Houston. Playoff picture — the NFC North is now a one-game race. Call me before Sunday."
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Office, job site, living room, driveway. It's the same question every week — and now there's someone to ask.
What it knows
Every recommendation comes with the stat, the matchup, or the trend behind it. If it doesn't have live data on something, it tells you so instead of making it up.
Who's questionable, who's out, and who just got downgraded an hour before kickoff.
Who's actually taking the snaps, the at-bats, the ice time — not who was listed on Tuesday.
Game totals and spreads, because implied team points move your flex decision more than most people think.
"How has this tight end done against that defense?" — the historical context, pulled while you're on the line.
PPR, half-PPR, standard, return yards, custom bonuses, roster slots. Your scoring, not generic advice.
Give it your waiver rules and your FAAB budget. It'll tell you whether to spend now or wait.
"My RB2 just got ruled out. Who's on my waiver wire worth a claim, and should I spend?"
"Half-PPR, 12-team. Is this trade offer good for me or am I getting fleeced?"
"Who won last night? Anything I need to know before my lineup locks?"
"I'm in three leagues. Different rosters, same question — walk me through all of them."
Pricing
Cheaper than one week of a premium stats site, and you can talk to it in the truck on the way to the bar.
Start here
$20 once
Keep it
$10 / month
Need more time
$5 / hour
Playoff weeks and draft night are when people burn minutes. Everything you don't use rolls forward,
so a quiet October pays for a loud December. Cancel whenever you like — fees and minutes already paid for aren't refunded.
About the weekly recap call: it's included at no extra charge, and it's
opt-in — you choose it at signup and you can turn it off any time, including just by telling the analyst to stop calling.
If you pick up, it uses your minutes like any other call. If you don't, the voicemail costs you nothing.
Questions
Football is what most people call about, and it's what we tuned it for first. But the same analyst handles baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer and golf leagues — roster decisions, matchups and injury reports work the same way in every sport. Tell it what league you're in and it adapts.
No. There's no app and no dashboard. You get a phone number. You call it. That's the whole product.
It tells you. It's built to say "I don't have that" rather than guess — because a made-up injury report costs you a week. When it gives you a recommendation, it gives you the reason with it, so you can judge the call yourself.
Twice, and only if you want it to. A short welcome call right after you sign up to get you set up, and then the weekly recap — the games, the scores, the standouts and the industry news, once a week. The recap is opt-in at signup, you can switch it off whenever, and telling the analyst "stop calling me" is enough to end it. Other than those, it never dials out. It picks up when you call it.
The call itself is free — we don't charge for it. If you answer it, it draws down your minute balance the same as a call you placed, because it's the same analyst on the same line. If you don't answer, it leaves the recap on your voicemail and that costs you nothing at all.
Ask it on the phone. "How much time do I have?" It'll tell you your balance out loud. When you run out, the line stops until you top up.
Yes. Tell it about each league — the scoring, the teams, your roster — and it'll keep them straight and handle them one at a time on the same call.
You can cancel at any time and you won't be billed again. Minutes and fees you've already paid for aren't refunded, and unused minutes aren't cashed out — they stay on your line and roll over as long as your subscription is active.
No. It's a fantasy sports research tool — lineup, waiver and trade decisions. It reads publicly available odds because implied point totals are useful signal for fantasy scoring, but it isn't a sportsbook and it doesn't place bets.
Lineups lock Sunday
One hour of analyst time included · cancel anytime